Sometimes good things happen to good people. This time, good news goes to the Bird Whisperers.

When we left the Fish House restaurant after lunch the other day, Charles offered Patricia and me a piece of Altoids mint chewing gum to refresh us on our way to the museum. About 3/4 of the way there, the gum had lost its flavor. Charles doesn't keep a trash receptacle in his pristine car. I had no paper in my little knock-off Dooney & Burke pocketbook.

During the search for a tissue or a receipt or a deposit slip to wrap the tasteless gum in, the logo popped off the front of the pocketbook. It's about the size of a half-dollar coin.

Yes, I did. It seems to be holding very well.

Must say, other things being equal, I like my doctors handsome.

Dr. Whittaker, the optometrist, fills that bill more than adequately - carved jaw, pretty long-lashed brown eyes and deep dimples. He might have a drop or two of Cajun in him.

We have gone from torrential rains to oppressive heat. Lyman's weather station reported yesterday that the high temperature was 97 degrees with a heat index of 113. The heat index at 11:21 a.m. on Thursday is 110 with a real temp of 93.

The white trim of the house is gray with mildew.

The Sweet Potato Puffs at Land of Vos might be a treat for Lucy's hatch day.

Lucy went with me to deposit a check at the bank drive-through. One of the tellers asked how old she is.

Lucy turns three on Saturday! It's party time!

What am I going to cook?

My gosh, that little trip turned into an expensive one.

Let's see:

One set of bocce balls - $89.95 + shipping

One Bradley Smoker - $571.96

Four cookbooks on sausage and smoking foods - about $100

One hamburger press - $19.95 + shipping

Lucy didn't buy those things. I didn't buy those things.

What, you ask, are these "sisterly relations" of which you speak?

They go something like this:

"There are some interesting things in that box in the bathroom."

Patricia gets a starter set of bareMinerals makeup.

"The school teacher who lived in this house wasn't much of a housekeeper. This kitchen sink is terrible."

Patricia's sink sparkles with the help of a couple of products and elbow grease.

"Charles hasn't come to see my new house."

Charles comes smiling to dinner on Sunday.

"I strained my back at the lake. The only thing that helps is Mr. Thumper. Did you ever get another Mr. Thumper? You didn't? You're going to take Mr. Thumper, aren't you?"

Patricia keeps Mr. Thumper.

It sounds one-sided, doesn't it? But that doesn't include stifling teary laughter at the Modern. Patricia has no reverence at all for modern art. She read the description of a molten mass of plastic in one corner, the artist's largest commission to date. "Screwed again!" she said.

Ah, yes. So she is a Russian princess.

Well, now. The gathering fizzled.

There are nine teams in Lyman's fantasy baseball league. Two owners live out of town, in Nashville and Orange, Texas. Another called last night to say that he had a meeting with the man this evening who is going to clear his lake camp of the shoddy old cabin that sits where he wants to build a new one. Then another called today to say that he and another owner need to be present at play-off games for 9-12 boys' baseball. Another is snowed under at work. Lyman is trying to reach the other two.

Not to mind. The house is tidy and clean, and we have fixin's for hamburgers for several weeks.

When we visited the cemetery, we found a sad mystery. There were four stones together for four sons, born in '44, '46, '48, and '50. One died at 10 years old, one at 12, one at 15, and one at 20.

When we discussed it with Charles, he suggested that it might have been a gene for cystic fibrosis or some other such disease. Polio was a thought, but two of the deaths were in the mid to late '60's.

There was a marker for the parents - Bullock was the name - but no death date was engraved for either of them.

No death date was engraved for my mother, either. It's been more than a year.

Hey.

Hey again. I took a nap. Patricia rises early. This morning, wake-up time was 4 a.m. We took our coffee outside and watched the day break. I was on the road at 6:30.

Wonderful driving conditions all the way, with very little traffic. Rather than looping down past Alexandria as I usually do, I turned east at Nachitoches and drove through the Kisatchie National Forest. I can't say how many minutes or miles that detour added to the trip, but it was pretty. I never knew Louisiana had so many hills.

The weekend went much as planned, though we never visited the Nasher. My, but it was hot, and our backs and feet reached their limits with the Kimbell and the Modern. While it was a trip for me, it was also Patricia's rest time.

We enjoyed meeting the Aardvarks. They were the first bloggers I have met in person. Because we know quite a bit about one another through our writings, conversation was easy. Something I learned is that the Aardvarks are babies, too. I regret to say that I didn't ask how many Mrs. A came from, but LittleA is the baby of six. I am the baby of seven. What I didn't ask LittleA was if he could shed some light on why the traffic was so thick on I-30 between Dallas and Ft. Worth at 2:00 on Friday.

We didn't go to Central Market. Saturday evening we walked the block from Patricia's place to one of two Italian restaurants for dinner. The food was good and the prices were cheap. We bypassed the Italian ice shop. I don't expect to do that again, if it survives. Business didn't look good for a warm evening. Those Atkins people are going to ruin it for the rest of us.

We also didn't visit Patricia's son. We called, but he suggested that we do it another time. It was our considered opinion that his apartment was probably a pigsty.

Charles hadn't seen Patricia's new house, so we invited him to sup on Sunday on spinach salad with bacon, tomato, and gorgonzola cheese. The salad went over well with the sibs.

I lived with Charles for most of ten years, but locations and circumstances have prevented Patricia and I from enjoying much in the way of sisterly relations over the years. We like time together. She's planning to come here in October for the balloon race.

Now on to tomorrow's party.

Today is prep day for a trip to Dallas tomorrow. Lyman will stay here with Lucy.

My sister, brother Charles, and I plan to visit the new modern museum in Ft. Worth on Friday, perhaps take a turn through the Kimbell, then meet a couple of aardvarks for dinner downtown.

Saturday, Patricia and I intend to take the light rail (Hey, what is that Taste of Dallas thing?) to downtown Dallas to visit the Nasher and whatever else takes our fancy. We are considering the prepared foods section of Central Market for dinner.

Sunday we will visit the cemetery where our parents are buried, where we'll leave flowers and do a final check of the engraving on the marker. Then perhaps a visit to Patricia's son, who for a month has been nearly incapacitated with a badly broken ankle.

Monday, I'll drive home and immediately start helping Lyman with preparations for the gathering of his fantasy baseball league buddies here on Tuesday to watch the All-Star game.

Looks like fun.

Debra and Craig Johnson of J-Birds have written a brief article here about Eclectus parrots. Lucy is a Solomon Island Eclectus.

The authors do not go into the phenomenon of the bird sitting on the edge of her cage screaming and laughing like a little girl being chased while her housemate is on the telephone.

They also don't talk about how the brats will fake an emergency screaming bout to bring their owners into the room double-quick, only to find the bird preening.

Well, dayum. We made it from 3 on Friday until now without rain. The flotilla on Lake St. John and the festivities and fireworks at the riverside went off without drowning on Saturday.

But those yellow-bellied Doppler gangers have coalesced over us and now in 10 minutes we have .3 inch.

Finish at .45 inch.

Our local McDonald's burned nearly to the ground last night. Reports are that the fire occurred at or about 10 p.m., but I don't remember sirens.

Lucy and I drove by to take a look today after my mother-in-law told us it had happened. Only a scorched shell was left, with smoke rising from the interior.

I'd be surprised if this were some kind of protest. Insurance? An angry employee? An accident? Negligence?

No one was injured, as far as we know. The gossip wheels are turning in this small town. We'll find out more tomorrow.

UPDATE: The fire occurred at 2:40 a.m., according to the local paper.

Happy 4th! J-Birds has a good picture.

Ack! Sunshine! My eyes!

UPDATE: Never mind. I put biscuits in the oven just as the rain started. The biscuits (11 minutes) aren't done yet and we've had half an inch of rain. Rainfall rate at this moment is 4.65 inches per hour.

When the timer went off for the biscuits we had .78 inch of rain.

Up to 1.50 and still pouring.

Lyman's 40 tomato plants need from 1 to 1-1/2 inches a week.

We heard a cropduster flying the Claytons' soybeans this morning. That's money gone.

1.75 after 33 minutes.

We're at a sprinkle now. After 50 minutes we're showing 1.98 inches.

Just a little summer shower in the South.

The Possumblog Thursday Three:

1) I was cast in a small part in a student film having something to do with an art museum. I was about 21 and don't remember a thing about the plot. I hope it was supposed to be set in Texas because we darned sure talked like Texans.

2) I have nevah considered writing a screenplay of any kind.

3) The only actor I would consider for this category is actress Dorothy Lamour. I'm still looking.

Being on the film set was one of the most boring days of my life, and I've had a few.

This story of a man's collection of "things" is uncomfortably familiar.

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