"Speaking of supper, what are we going to have tonight?"

I don't know, Lyman. How about some cottage cheese and canned pineapple? Or what about tuna from the can with saltines? If you're feeling slim, what about a banana split from Dairy Queen? A crisp romaine salad with grape tomatoes and sliced cucumber with plain yogurt on the side? Wouldn't that be light and lovely?

No, you say. OK, then. You tell me.