Betsy Newmark has a post here pointing to an article from the New York Times about Laura Bush's style for the upcoming inauguration.

The article says that Ms. Bush has slimmed down to a size 6.

This leads me to believe that it is time for me to go dress shopping at more expensive stores. Geez, I might be down to a 4 or a 2.

Some time back, Gentleman Fritz suggested that ladies who sought to lose a dress size or two should take a second job, save all those paychecks, and buy a new wardrobe. He guaranteed they'd be down at least one size.

UPDATE: To read this post properly, you might need to know that I started sewing in the '60s. According to the patterns in that era, when I was sixteen in 1973, weighing less than I do now, I wore a 10. When I last bought a decent dress in 1991, a little heavier than I am now, I wore an eight.

None of this is a big deal, except that I have no idea of what size to order from a catalog, or what size pattern to buy if I'd like to sew again.

It has been warm lately.

Our kitchen sink is below a window that opens to the front yard. Yesterday, I was at the sink concentrating on scrubbing parts to our rangetop.

A nearby voice said, "Hey! How are you doing today?"

Surprised, I looked up to see the postman crossing the yard, heading for our mailbox on the front porch.

"Hey, I'm fine. How are you?"

"Good."

Then he was gone. How '50s.

Craig Johnson tells us that a little girl like Lucy has gone to live in the north.

Here's a funny quote from the new owner's note:

The other birds really looked long and hard at her - then Mango (our Senegal) said "Pretty Bird" for the first time ever!

Something that would be unlikely to come up in Dallas is research on how to interpret the whistle signals of the tug that Lyman heard this early morning.

As he heard it, the boat was moving slowly and blowing a succession of one prolonged then two short blasts.

The international rule of navigation reads this way:

Rule 35 Sound Signals in Restricted Visibility

In or near an area of restricted visibility, whether by day or night, the signals prescribed in this Rule shall be used as follows.

(a) A power-driven vessel making way through the water shall sound at intervals of not more than 2 minutes one prolonged blast.
(b) A power-driven vessel underway, but stopped and making no way through the water, shall sound at intervals of not more than 2 minutes two prolonged blasts in succession with an interval of about 2 seconds between them.
(c) A vessel not under command, a vessel restricted in her ability to maneuver, a vessel constrained by her draft, a sailing vessel, a vessel engaged in fishing and a vessel engaged in towing or pushing another vessel shall, instead of the signals prescribed in paragraphs (a) or (b) of this Rule, sound at intervals of not more than 2 minutes three blasts in succession, namely one prolonged followed by two short blasts.

When I woke at seven this morning, the weather channel reported that the whole area was foggy.

We watched part of the "Purina Incredible Dog Challenge" National Championships today. This was a broadcast of events held in October.

The great upset was the border collie who jumped a record 28 feet in the diving trials, beating rival Labrador and other retrievers. Cappucino caught the frisbee thrown to lead him.

Betsy Newmark points to a weird and touching story here about a baby hippopotamus bonding with a male tortoise after being traumatized by the tsunami.

Here is the story with a picture.

I went to Nancy for a haircut this morning. Lyman went yesterday.

When I called yesterday, I thought, "What will Lyman do if something has happened to her over the holidays? No one else has touched a hair on his head for twenty years."

He became her customer just after she graduated from beauty school.

Thanks a lot, Mr. Bennett. Here we are two weeks in and you tell us. I gave what I could to American Red Cross.

(How's that for complaining about service?)

Well, don't that beat all.

Lucy is particular about who she perches on. She cares not a whit for women other than me (besides Debra), and her preference runs to young men. She did take up immediately with the retired school principal-housepainter when he visited.

Our neighbor next door is a retired dentist a year or two older than I. He dropped by a few minutes ago. He extended a finger to pet her and she stepped onto it and walked right up his arm to his shoulder and perched there. She seemed content to stay there all day.

Most people in this town consider him a sweet man. Apparently Lucy does, too.

Lyman asks, "Did Oklahoma bet on this game?"

Smiley Anders' column in the Baton Rouge Advocate has an interesting bit in light of recent Christmas purchases:

John Sykes of our newspaper library ("Don't call it a morgue!") found a 1964 photo that raises some questions.

It shows Rep. William Bernhard on what appears to be a tiny surf board on wheels.

He was "scurfing" on a new 8-foot-wide, 400-foot-long concrete strip installed by BREC "to provide local youngsters with a safe place in participate in the new fad."

The legislator "gave the 'scurf board' a try at the dedication of the scurfing ramp."

John wonders if there are still folks around who engaged in this early version of skateboarding and/or in-line skating.

Scurfing?

The Winter Wonderland light display on the river was a success, the Natchez Democrat reports.

We drove through with Lucy on New Year's evening. It was pretty and festive, and would have been great fun with a carload of children.

That trip was the last straw for Lucy. When we came home, she went into one of her "arrested" states. She didn't twitch a feather or bat an eyelid for about 5 minutes.

A little note for Terry here.

Gone South is a tiny blog. I do have a Technorati profile, which generally runs about 50 references. I don't want more. This is an online writing and community endeavor. I like being able to talk about things and make friends, make a point when I can, and keep a finger on the pulse of a new journalistic trend. Yes, chilluns, I am a journalism graduate from SMU in 1988, after a 2-1/2 year career as a biology major at Reed College in Portland, Oregon, exhausted in 1977.

Blogs are a'comin', as shown by Jeff Jarvis here.

When Michael came into town on Dec 22, he went to a local watering hole in Natchez -- Andrew's. It's a good little bar, and if you ever visit, stop in, if for nothing more than a tonic and lime. Lyman and I haven't been there in something like four years.

A woman he met there, an '81 high school grad, reads this blog.

"She has a bird named Lucy, right?"

Your lack of attention, if it exists, will be short-lived.

And come on out of the woodwork, lurker. Say "hey."

Lemme try this: war eagle. War eagle. War Eagle. WAR EAGLE!

That don't roll right.

Go Tigers!

Nothing like something new for the new year.

Today I was able to clip the tips of Lucy's four front toenails with a nailclipper. Yay for Lucy!

I have no idea about how to get at the back ones. Debra?

But that was last year, wasn't it?

This is good news, via Mickey Kaus.

I suppose it can't be pleasant having people hanging about the front of your building bird-watching all the time, but even exclusive addresses have their inconveniences. Would Mr. Cohen have considered evicting Jackie Onassis had she lived there?

Lucy needs work to become a gracious hostess.

"Rawwwkkk" is an unacceptable response to a little tension during intense food preparation, appropriate as it might be. Non-ending "rawwwkkks" when one is weary of company are also unacceptable.

Unfortunately, I think these responses are the result of being emotionally bonded to her primary caregiver: me.

When Michael loaded my car to return to Baton Rouge Tuesday, Jason wasn't feeling well, so he stayed behind. He spent most of the rest of the week on the sofa with the television tuned in to something or other, even when he was asleep.

Since Jason was here, there were endless phone calls from friends and visits from the grandparents.

Michael returned with my car on Thursday night, and they finally left at 5 on Friday afternoon.

By then, Lucy was throwing fits, with grandma saying to her, "Lucy just wants everybody to go home, doesn't she? She's tired of all these people, isn't she?"

"Rawwwkkkk! Rawwwwkkkk! Rawwwwwkkkkkk!"

Grandma would then sit down at the bar and begin telling the story of the talking parrot that she knew as a child for the tenth time this week.

Lucy was counting on bye-byes Tuesday.

So was I.

Are others having problems accessing blogspot blogs today?

One resolution I vow to keep this year is to find and remember all the rules for punctuating quotes, uses of double quotes and uses of single quotes.

Help is welcome.

UPDATE: This site looks good, in addition to the Strunk site Fritz Schranck mentions below.

Happy new year, y'all.

UPDATE: Lyman roused me from a doze to see the new year in. I have been reading William Hepworth Dixon's Her Majesty's Tower. Lyman and I visited the tower several years ago. I spent the last few moments of 2004 thinking about how small Henry VIII's armor looked.

Lyman said, "Yep. Me and Shaq could have taken Europe back then."