My poor little birdie boy. He still hasn't said a word.
Looks something like the famous count, doesn't he? (That's x-ray film used as the collar.)
UPDATE: Many posts ago, so long that I won't look it up, I referenced an article about a rock band called "Hatebeak." One of the members was a grey owner, and would build songs around the grey's screeches. The bird didn't perform with the band. On his own time, he'd whistle Andy Griffith's theme song.