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Here I am at Windsor.

The scale of these columns amazes me.

So does the width of my hips in this picture. I might need to rethink these relaxed-fit jeans.

UPDATE: Now you know why I always carry the camera. Could Patricia make me look better at Windsor? Not at all. She always must have an advantage.

UPDATE II: Here's your big chance, male readers. You have my permission to say, "Yes, Janis. Those jeans DO make your butt look fat."