It's been a while.
Which means there are things to fix and replace here, which always puts me in an unpleasant temper.
How did you knick the finish on the stove again?
Was that blind in the bedroom such a trouble that you had to pull the whole cord out?
Who knocked over the heron sculpture and broke its beak?
And why did you drape Mardi Gras beads around its base?
Couldn't you have told us about the broken handle on the sliding door?
om mani padme hum
UPDATE: Oh, Janis, quit being such a ole biddy. Nothing's major, and the weather is fine.