Dear In the Swim,

Will you PLEASE stop sending your catalogs to this address?

It is a waste of your resources and the Earth's.

I enclose this photo to convince you that I am not interested in purchasing your products.

Thank you,

Janis Gore

UPDATE: Like, well, yeah. It's not like a $100 bucket of chlorine tablets will be an impulse purchase.

UPDATE II: This time I sent an e-mail to customer relations rather than calling the desk. A nice gentleman wrote back to tell us that he had removed us from the database.