We had a small crawfish boil here last night. Just one sack of 32 pounds for seven eaters.

They tasted the same as usual, which is dandy, though many of them were small.

We had to do without our Basket Buddy, because the two we sent to a friend's house to help with a wedding-reception-crawfish-boil were stolen.

Stealing from a wedding reception party seems particularly low to me.