Today is fantasy baseball draft day.

We'll meet in the Elks' hall in Natchez at 1:00 p.m. and stay until 5 or 5:30 or done.

My job for the past decade or so has been keeping track of the rosters and money spent during the process. Lyman prints lists of available hitters and pitchers for me so I don't have to stab at phonetic spellings of names like Cesar Izturis or Jarrod Saltalamacchia.

It'a a gentlemanly group (no women owners, yet) and I have no complaints until about 4 or so, when civilized people like Janis typically lie down for siesta.

Perhaps a spritz bottle and a hand towel would be helpful.