For today: bills, birds, beans, baths, books
For tomorrow: brows

I failed to have my eyebrows waxed the last time I visited Nancy. I'll make an appointment for this week before they up and crawl off my face.

I don't pluck them myself because I have poor judgement when shaping them. They're permanently cocked into an "Oh, really?" expression since the automobile accident when I was 21. I sustained a tear on my forehead that required some trimming.