Michael's ladyfriend dropped by with her 10-year-old son. He wanted to see the birds again.

Being an inquisitive young thing, he of course asks the question that's hardest to explain:

"What are all those eggs doing in the cage?"
(This morning, there are three dummies and one real one.)

"Who made her pregnant?"

"Will all those eggs hatch? That'll be a lot of babies."

Mom said, "Son, I'll explain it all later."