If I seem edgy, short, or mean, your perceptions are right.

The people who can cross me most are on the job again -- the condo board. They want to raise our fees, and they will, above any other in the area. Do it illegally, too. To cover their incompetence.

I won't go to another meeting. I nearly vibrated apart at the last one.

I am a freaking mutant. I didn't understand you in the first place, and I damned sure can't understand this kind of stupidity and meanness.

Don't mind me. I talk to birds.