Ann Althouse posts about Ziggy the parrot's revelations of an affair in the house here.

And I agree with her. Chris is a jerk.

UPDATE: I think I'll take that back. Chris is 30. He acquired Ziggy when he was 22.

Unless Chris was in a family that owned birds, Ziggy probably came closer to owning him. So Ziggy might be a continuing problem with Chris finding a woman to share his life with.

So that's not so bad, so long as Ziggy found a stable home.

Again, be careful when choosing pets.