Someone, someone heavy, has been bouncing at the foot of the king-sized bed in the second bedroom. The brace in the center has buckled.
We shored it up, further in, with 1 x 4's. Another frame is in order, but we've spent enough money on this trip.
We might just leave, before we find something else wrong.
Have I told you that we haven't stayed here since May 2004?
We tried once, and were threatened with arrest.