So, one day this week we went down to the Caribe to look at a 3-bedroom condo listed at $950,000.
The complex has pretty spectacular amenities. The unit itself was 1700 sq. ft., with high ceilings and upscale appointments.
But this particular unit was carefully decorated with the biggest, darkest, faux West-Indian furniture you can imagine. Windsor Castle didn't have beds so large, dark, or carved. Dark leather living furniture, and safari-type accessories.
The elegant place was thus dark, claustrophobic, and vaguely threatening. I especially disliked the hightailed monkey clamoring across the enormous entertainment center.
All yours, for just a touch under a million, with a near perfect view of the highway.
The place is owned by a plastic surgeon from Mississippi. Remind me to not let the guy work on my body.