Neither of us has ever been to Uglesich's. Guess we'll never go.
My favorite quotes from the story:
Inside, against a background of hissing oil, Uglesich jousted with some rambunctious tourists at the counter.
Uglesich: "If you give me a chance to talk. Now wait a minute!"
Tourists: "We're from New York. What do you expect?"
Uglesich: "I get plenty of people from New York. Now shut up and listen to me!"