Yes, I did buy a new copy of Robert's Rules of Order last night.

I was shamed into it. I have an Oxford English Dictionary, and an Abingdon's Strong's concordance to the Bible, but we lacked a Robert's.

Intervening in Lyman's conversations with women, an 80-year-old gentleman from Athens, Alabama, called the other day, saying he had noted something in his recent copy.

"Sir," said Lyman, "You're eighty years old. Why do you have a new copy of Robert's Rules?"

"I like to keep up," he said.