Lyman went out tonight for a meeting with the fantasy baseball league. I didn't say that he came in second last year?
He spent time with the Catholic priest from Our Lady of Lourdes up the street. The priest told a joke:
A woman was driving down the street. A policeman stopped her.
"Ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?"
"You were speeding and you were weaving.
"Ma'am, have you had any alcoholic beverages to drink?"
"No, sir. I haven't."
"Ma'am, what is in that cup there?"
"Can I see that cup?"
"Yessir, you may."
"Ma'am, this smells like wine."
"Oh, blessed Jesus, he's done it again."