Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Lyman went out tonight for a meeting with the fantasy baseball league. I didn't say that he came in second last year?

He spent time with the Catholic priest from Our Lady of Lourdes up the street. The priest told a joke:

A woman was driving down the street. A policeman stopped her.

"Ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?"

"No, sir."

"You were speeding and you were weaving.

"Ma'am, have you had any alcoholic beverages to drink?"

"No, sir. I haven't."

"Ma'am, what is in that cup there?"


"Can I see that cup?"

"Yessir, you may."

"Ma'am, this smells like wine."

"Oh, blessed Jesus, he's done it again."

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