Reason #2477 for us not to have cell phones:
Early on today, Lyman and I decided to try a recipe that called for a 2-1/4 pound pork loin to be rubbed with a selection of dry herbs.
When he came in from the grocery, he said he wished he'd had his cell phone. He would have called.
"When I got there, all they had near that size were seasoned pork loins, like barbecue, or lemon and garlic. They had a John Morrell that only had onion, but we've bought that before and it was tough."
"So, what did you do?"
"I bought one of these big ones. We can cut it into three or four pieces and one will be just right."
"That's what I would have done."
"I wish I'd had my cell phone with me."
"I need to use it sometime."