1) Can you name three good things about southern weather in August?
Okra grows well.
Grass grows slowly.
Shade trees grow more valuable.
2) What do you consider to be the best time weather-wise to be a southerner?
The light in October is best, but I always feel best in November.
3) Who is the most manic weather person tornado-wise?
I can't say. Our "local" stations are 80 miles away.