Egads, I need a trip to Dallas. I just did a book exchange at the library (4 blocks up the street) wearing a Redneck Outfitters t-shirt.

I'd like to see the Nasher Sculpture Center downtown.

I'd also like to see the new Modern in Fort Worth.

I'm not a redneck! I'm not a redneck! At least not until I finish this yard work.

(And I am rube enough to want to take a train in Dallas. I read about that project most of my life.)