Now that Possum has separated spurting blood from food, I'll try the Thursday Three:

Three other places I might live in the South: Baton Rouge, LA, a college town; Lafayette, LA, a Cajun town; or Gulf Shores, AL, where there is low maintenance.

Three places that I've set foot in that I would never visit again: None. I haven't been to a great many places in the South, proper. But like godforsaken Gunter and other sites in north Texas, I am interested to see what has happened. I haven't been anywhere that someone has threatened me with a shotgun.

Three tourist traps in the South: The French Market in New Orleans, the city of Pensacola, FL (you read the map next time), and I'll agree with the Alamo. San Jacinto is a better monument.