I have lost my comfy old blue Keds. Last Saturday, there was much to do before the party. I was running about straightening the house, and I whisked the tennies out from under the desk and put them -- somewhere. Not under the beds, not in a closet, not in the file cabinet. Where can they be? And no, they can't be tracked by smell.

LATER: Aha! I found them! They were in a milk crate on the floor of Lyman's closet. What was I thinking? Why didn't I just shove them under the bed?