Lyman wants to spend all of our money and then kill me. He doesn't put it that way. He says he wants us to go snow-skiing. We're thinking about Steamboat Springs in early March. Is Billy the Kid still alive?

I haven't been on a pair of skis since I went cross-country skiing on Mt. Hood when I was 19 years old. I'm no good at skating, either. (But I can dance!)