Oh, my. That was an ugly loss to Florida, 7-19.

It was so ugly that immediately after the game Lyman started on the plumbing leak in the kitchen. After a light battering detaching the faucet handle with the specialized wrench he bought for the job, he found that he can't detach a ring from the part he wants to replace. He needs a new ring, which comes from a plumbing warehouse that isn't open until Monday.

So, because the LSU Tigers lost, we have no hot water in the kitchen for the rest of the weekend. Tell me why.