I'm bragging about touching my toes and Nate McCord's 90 year-old grandma wants a new bicycle?

I should be embarrassed, depressed, downhearted, shame-faced ... but I'm not. I'm training to become a proper belle. First thing is no more lugging those 40 lb. bags of potting soil around for this girl.

"Lyman, darlin', did you get that mint planted yet?"