I haven't watched this for a long time. Listen:



And that's how you teach a bird phrases.

Isaac Damage

Outdoors, anyway.

Well, maybe not. I just broke a molar on a humidified lemon drop. It wasn't that hard.

Mama always said candy would rot your teeth.

She who laughs last laughs best. That wasn't a power surge. The generator is running for real now.

Damned sure should, at that price.

Son of a bitch. The Generac generator worked perfectly fine until this morning.

Repeated power surges burnt out the utility coil, the limit switch, and the relay.

$240 worth of power surges. City power is on. Don't that beat all?

Pantone's Color Report for Fall 2012.

(Thanks, Carolyn, at eebeads.)

Bonnie Raitt

Lets see, 8 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. That's not so bad.

The kitchen floor could use a good cleaning. Hmm. All that rain coming.

UPDATE: Yahoo. I was able to go back to sleep until 6:30.

Hurricane Isaac is hitting Orange Beach, where the condo is, and home. I feel so special. I am hunkered down with all necessary supplies for days.

Jerry Jeff Walker

Oh, well, what the hell. Might as well clean the office.

Lots of Waylon Jennings.